I'm guessing your world looks pretty much like mine...
Social distancing
Empty shelves
Empty freezers
No bread
Hamburger meat
Chicken breast
Alcohol
Hand sanitizer
Wipes...
Oh yeah
NO TP.
Everyone is going a little cra-cra!
Is anyone else having a hard time not touching her face?
I may even pick my nose.
How hard is it to pump gas without touching anything?
About the third day into social distancing,
and having to work because I am "essential,"
I went to buy hand sanitizer.
Of course, there was none.
I have the recipe.
Aloe vera gel...check
Essential oil...check
Alcohol
After work, I stopped at 3 places.
By this time, I'm feeling exasperated.
In the pharmacy section...
because that's where it should be, right?
But what do I know?...
"Sir, do you have any alcohol?"
I was directed to Aisle 12,
"Right behind you there!"
Here I go. Yelp.
Didn't give it a second thought.
Be-bopping right along.
Stopping mid-way, yelp!
What?
Alcohol, the kind you drink!?
I wasn't talking about...
I stopped right there and started laughing.
Was this a joke?
I don't think so.
I must have looked like I really needed something more!
I don't drink. Don't like the stuff.
But hey, some right about now, may consider
alcohol as "essential."
Instead of wine, I prefer a sweeter taste, but
Just couldn't resist telling the story.
Empty shelves
Empty freezers
No bread
Hamburger meat
Chicken breast
Alcohol
Hand sanitizer
Wipes...
Oh yeah
NO TP.
Everyone is going a little cra-cra!
Is anyone else having a hard time not touching her face?
I may even pick my nose.
How hard is it to pump gas without touching anything?
About the third day into social distancing,
and having to work because I am "essential,"
I went to buy hand sanitizer.
Of course, there was none.
I have the recipe.
Aloe vera gel...check
Essential oil...check
Alcohol
After work, I stopped at 3 places.
By this time, I'm feeling exasperated.
In the pharmacy section...
because that's where it should be, right?
But what do I know?...
"Sir, do you have any alcohol?"
I was directed to Aisle 12,
"Right behind you there!"
Here I go. Yelp.
Didn't give it a second thought.
Be-bopping right along.
Stopping mid-way, yelp!
What?
Alcohol, the kind you drink!?
I wasn't talking about...
I stopped right there and started laughing.
Was this a joke?
I don't think so.
I must have looked like I really needed something more!
I don't drink. Don't like the stuff.
But hey, some right about now, may consider
alcohol as "essential."
Instead of wine, I prefer a sweeter taste, but
Just couldn't resist telling the story.
Oh my goodness. You poor thing....but I couldnt help but giggle.
ReplyDeleteIt's dicey on what you can find these days. Stay sane!!
Giggling. Thanks Bonnie!
ReplyDeleteP.S. HEY...what's different around here? The blog has a whole new look!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Your world sounds just like mine. I do appreciate the laugh!
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny! We are all just doing what we have to! Have a blessed day dear friend, HUGS!
ReplyDeleteThat made me chuckle! Here in PA we only starting selling wine in grocery and convenience stores. I do enjoy wine occasionally, haven't had any since Christmas, But I just might enjoy a small bit one of these days! ☺
ReplyDeleteStay well! No one working away from home here, full house.
Stay well, dear friend!
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